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A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.
Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?
Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.
Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!
Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.
Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.
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A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning
In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"
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An Aint shit ass nigga is a dude who will never amount to shit. He will never want to amount to shit, never will accidently amount to shit, and is never going to aspire to amount to shit.
Man that dude Chris Hendrix is an ain't shit ass nigga, he ain't got a job or a hustle and his dick is so small it looks like a pussy.
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A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.
Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.
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To snap on someone, usually following it with extreme violence. Comes from the short video clip on the internet in which it says "Sometimes... the fat kid... just ain't hungry!" and follows with some kids throwing some (presumably) food at a fat kid, and he just walks over and punches one of the kids in the face.
"I hate Duncan, I'm glad he's gone. It's too bad we never got to see anyone go 'fat kid ain't hungry' on him."
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No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."
{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}
A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.
Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"
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Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.
-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"
-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"
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