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A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor
Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store
The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.
Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album
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Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
National airline of north korea. according to skytrax, the world's single worst airline (only airline with 1 star rating)
blacklisted from european union due to poor safety practices
Person 1: What's the worst airline you've ever been on?
Person 2: Ryanair by far
Person 1: Really? i flew with one much worse when i went to pyongyang
Person 2: what airline is that?
Person 1: Air Koryo. seriously, don't ever fly with air koryo
When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.
Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.
The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)
Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.
When you step on a stair that is not there
I fell because I stepped on an air stair