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when a girl is giving you head, you jizz on ur stomach she gets a mouthful of orange pop, you then punch her in the face making her spit it out. so the jizz is the snow and the orange and red is the sun
Last night i gave this bitch an Alaskan Sunrise
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When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.
"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"
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After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.
How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.
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A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.
Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty
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The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'
'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'
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When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.
Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.
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Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."
Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha
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