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beast things that live in space that come down to fuck earth girls cuz they cant get action in space
alien:our alien girls r ugly beast with balls earth girls r hot lets go down n get some earth action
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A baby's head isn't hard until at least a few months after birth.
It's soft to keep form killing the mother when being born, but this compresses the head into an elongated form kinda like Kiff from Futurama, but in a fucking human!!!!!!
Its truly one of the most horrifying things you can see as the baby's mother.
alien head baby
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a human with freakishly long legs
shaedan is an alien tweeb for his freakishly long legs
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A woman who acts as if the normal rules of being a human on planet Earth do not apply to her. She conducts her life in this manner with an attitute of entitlement that she should be treated differently and well, lavished upon even, but reciprocation is not necessary on her part. She is convinced this is the way to live her life, even though her experience is that good decisions in another galaxy are simply bad decisions here on planet Earth.
Wow dude, that chick is such an Alien Princess, she expects you to worship how different she is but all along she treats you like shit.
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Was actually created before dame tu cosita on December 2, 2017 by the youtuber 3d animation land who posted a green screen titled 'FREE GREEN SCREEN - DANCING METAL ALIEN'. 7 months later it was attatched to an ifunny post of an unknown user along with the caption ' Imagine having sleep paralysis and this thing is at the foot of your bed just breakin it down' Accompanied with the song Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert.
I was just layin there and opened my eyes and Howard the alien was just breakin it down
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One who is from somewhere else and does not belong to the area in question where it is required by federal law to be approved for membership.
Considering the recent concerns of accuracy in descriptions of immigrant statuses combined with the debate over terms and descriptors as to who may and may not be designated as residents or accompanying resident statuses. Terms such as Illegal Alien, Undocumented Workers, Illegal Citizens, Illegal Workers, Undocumented Residents, and Undocumented Citizens are euphemisms for status. Felonious Alien seems to be most accurate with regard to people of foreign countries entering a country without properly following the standards of entry and compliance of residency. In many countries it is a violation of that countries law to enter, reside, work, or maintain a long term habitat in that country without approval from the appropriate government agency(s) .
Pierre lived in Napa Valley for 8 years while working for Vinofile Vineyards. He thought he was not one of “those people”. Pierre had never applied for residency and was surprised when the Immigration Agents showed up even though he had known he was a Felonious Alien. Having thought the focus would be on the Central and South American Natives he gleefully showed the agent the work files. Nonetheless, Pierre was deported to his homeland on the same day his employees were sent home to their countries. Each was a Felonious Alien and thought they could suck the teat of the prosperous with impunity while escaping the tyranny of taxes and enjoying the benefits thereof along with the law of the land and everything the country in question was built upon.
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a human of the taller variety who has a high waist level and has exstremely long legs has awkward rib bones and averagly has blonde hair
Shaedan you stupid fucking "alien tweab"
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