scrub mackin

using extremeley bad worthless desperate words or phrases in an attempt to mack on a hot chick

nolan:... so what classes are you taking next semester

natty: umm algebra and sex ed

nolan: i took algebra last year its exhilerating

natty: umm stop scrub mackin on me

scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

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Achievement scrub

A guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies

Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?

Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff

Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?

Girl 2: What the hell is that?

Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.

Girls: laugh and walk away

Humberto: Slowly dies inside

Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.

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scrub

A scrub is a person who doesn't have good self hygiene. Someone who's grunge, has dirty hair and wears the same clothes for weeks on end.

"Susie is a major scrub!"
"I need to take a shower; I feel like a scrub."

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scrub and tug

Term for the service one would receive at an Asian massage parlor. Typical service would be first to have the girl give you a "shower" while your naked and laying on a table. Next you receive a nice full body massage, then she turns you over and gives you a hand job (often referred to as a "happy ending").

I was in the city last weekend and got a nice scrub and tug to relax after a hectic week.

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scrubbed out

to dress in sweat pants, hooded sweatshirt, mismatched clothing, pajamas, anything comfy

I went to school scrubbed out today. I didn't care what I looked like.

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