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anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022


Anchoring down

During sexual intercourse, you tie something heavy to the partners legs and hands restraining them from any movement, and ejaculating into their face as if drowning.

Last night, I was anchoring down my girlfriend until she could not breathe.

by Rodger Evans January 28, 2017


Team Anchor

A person who holds the team together through rough times.

I’m the team anchor.

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ December 13, 2019


Anchor station

an anchor station is similar to an anchor channel. However, instead of using a TV station as an anchor, you use a radio station as an anchor. You'll listen to one radio station until your favorite show is on or you find something better.

Ex 1: When you're cruising the airwaves, because your favorite station is playing the third set of commercials in the past ten minutes, you may find another station to listen to for your listening pleasure. That station you find is the anchor station.

Ex 2:
Listener 1: Man, these commercials are annoying, and the "Friday Night Mixtape with LMFAO in the Mix" doesn't start until 9 pm!

Listener 2: There's a station on 97.5 that plays LMFAO-style music all the time! Let's use that as the anchor station until this station starts broadcasting the mix show.

by Dexlab103 November 14, 2013


respawn anchor

A placeable item that lets players respawn in the Nether, where setting respawn points with beds is impossible. Its crafting recipe is six crying obsidian and three glowstone. It requires a glowstone to charge for a single respawn attempt. Interestingly it can be shared with multiple players. Charging a respawn anchor in the Overworld can cause a fatal explosion which is more powerful than creepers and can ignite nearby blocks.

For the next updates, I hope that respawn anchors can also be used in the End, or any dimensions where the concept of day and night cycle do not exist.

by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021


Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014


cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023