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a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv
"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.
A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.
An old seamean
A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.
When you nut in a girl and rip out her IUD
My girlfriend forgot to get her IUD removed so I performed the white anchor
Oh yeah I got my wife pregnant by white anchoring her
When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist
"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley