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Smear shit on someones face and let it dry in the hot, Arizona summer sun.
Man! Its hot enough to dry an Arizona mud mask
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The act of ejecting stomach fluids into your partner's anus, then fucking it.
I saw tristan getting an arizona pot pie from caleb the other day.
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The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.
Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons
Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job
Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼
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When You tie 2 Tea-bags to you your ball sack (A.K.A. The 'T' spot) then dip it in boiling hot water, and then rip the string off. Resulting in your testicles to like two like two soft boiled eggs.
Samantha: Why wern't you at school yesterday Tyler?
Tyler: I was showing Kayla to do the Arizona Tea Bag... IT HURT!
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The act of getting your enourmous pennis to repeatedly slap your signifcant other's face to the point of making their nose bleed and then forcing them to drink your cum and their blood.
Mike: remember tracy the chick I hooked up last night with?
Sum rahndum brotha: daaaayum she be hot
Mike: yeah, righ before I was done I gave her the old arizona tramp clapper and she loved it
Sum randhum brotha: OOOOOOO you be nasty motha focka!
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Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU
Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!
Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
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A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.
Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense
Illegal: It's wrong!!
Guy: Pussy.
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