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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.
Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?
Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.
“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”
The kid from The Magic School Bus who hates having fun.
Arnold Perlstein: Please let this be a normal field trip
Wanda: With the Frizz?
Everyone but Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Aw
When you get to a point in a game, whether it be a video game, board game, etc. and you become unstoppable. There is no way around avoiding a person on Arnold Rage, you just have to suffer until the event ends.
Guy 1: "Dude, it's your turn!"
Guy 2: "YAH! HAHAHA! ARNOLD!"
Guy 3: "...Crap. Arnold Rage."
Guy 1: *sigh...*