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a religion that contradicts itself in its first idea.
says its monotheistic but actually pagan.
based on altered/changed message of Jesus.
at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message.
genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.
christian: Jesus rocks!
me: so who is ur God.
christian: Jesus Christ.
me: but i thought u said he was the son of God.
christian: ya that too.
me: so hes the son of himself?
christian: no the son of God.
me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God.
christian: guess so..
me: so its paganism.
now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have.
christianity.
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Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?
Christian: I'm a Christian
Non-christian: Dude... that sucks
Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.
Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
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A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.
Christianity is funny.
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A beautiful religion based off of peace, equality, trust and love. Originally a sect of Judaism, Christianity believes in most things Judaism does, except that Christianity follows the concept that Jesus Christ is the divine son of God. Followers of Christianity also tend to have a very personal relationship with God, who is seen as a forgiving and loving God. The place of worship for those who follow Christianity is known as a church.
The follower of Christianity went to pray at church.
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A males name
no one with this name has to believe in the christian religion, but it did orignate from the religion.
hey whats your name
MY NAMES CHRISTIAN
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It started when a nice guy hundreds of years ago pretty much said, "Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't be assholes to eachother." For this, he was nailed to a tree.
However, everyone didn't seem to be able to understand "Be nice" so they made up a ton of reasons why he said this.
Eventually this was spun out of hand and one question led to another.
Eventually it started being used to give reason to biggotry. Such as hatred twords gays. When the real reason that these christians hate gays is simply because they are different from them.
It was mainly used to squeeze money from followers (similar to Sceintology). And to gain more followers the christians decided to smear other religons, like Saitanism, to have more followers and more money.
They did this by naming the guy they blamed everything on Saitan, putting their nonsense holidays on the same days as other holidays, and even taking over the holidays of other religons (like Christmas).
Today it is used for, the mental controll of the population of America, stealing money from it's followers, making hate laws (no gay rights), making yourself feel better than everyone else because you belive the story about the cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father, etc...
There are too many christians on the interent.
"No, I'm pretty sure it was Christianity that started WWII."
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A person Who believes that God, came down to earth in the flesh, died on a cross, and saved the sins of many. past,present, and future. It is a relationship. Yes some Christians do wear signs and yell at people saying that they are going to hell. but most Christians are not that. Sadly though, they are painted by the brush of those who do yell and scream at people. (this is to all you people who do yell and scream at other people. put down the bull horn, shut up, and actually love people the way Jesus does. Don't go yelling and freaking people out!)and we do not force people to convert, we merely ask (and yes, sadly some shout) if we ask you to come to church, its like asking if you wanna go see a movie. Christians love people, they don't all hate.
guy #1 " do you want to come to church? were giving away $500 this Sunday."
you "sure, I'm not doing anything Sunday, just watching tv all day"
Being a Christian is actually fun, not a list of rules
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