Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.

Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants

Ashton Mark Wallace

I love you

Will you marry me?

Marry me Ashton Mark Wallace

Ashton Bohem

hot guy
like really hot
in year 8

hes so hot
yeah
its ashton bohem

echo ashton

homosexual that likes southpark

"oh did you hear echo ashton???theyre such a wanker!"

conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

ashton craft

A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him

-I wish I had a friend like “Ashton Craft”

-yeah, me too!

Ashton cherry

A beautiful woman, amazing friend, southern as fried chicken and more intelligent than Einstein. She will always make you smlie, listen to you when you have a bad day and beat down ant bitch that try to fuck with her bestie ..so WATCH out! Extremely awesome!

Stacy: Whose that girl!?
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!