who the hell asked

me

Person 1: who the hell asked
Me: me

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asks for push

ask someone to have sex

He always comes to girls on streets and asks for push for pay.

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I didn't ask

your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)

Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS

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Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

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I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

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aint nobody ask

Not asking for a person opinion but the person still tells you even though you have not fuggen asked for what they have just said.

Man shut the fuck up Ano, aint nobody ask

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When did I ask?

Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.

Example of When did I ask?

Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto

*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite

Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask

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