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Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.
Damn you, auto cat rectal.
the word Auto-tune slut refers to a modern age pop star who lets auto-tune ride them agian and agian until they ejaculate a horrible sounding noise from their mouth.
**note**
most teenage girls commonly refer to this noise as "music".
this term is more commonly used by Metal heads
gerry "who that singer?"
brad "just another auto-tune slut"
gerry "isnt it justin beiber?"
brad "like i said...auto-tune slut..."
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Hang on honey i just killed my fifth hooker on Grand Theft Auto.
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A term used back in the day to go steal parts of cars at night of course
Jerry; i need a muffler for my 99 toyota
John ; Looks like you got to go to Midnight Auto parts
happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and
youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of
people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having
such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be
them instead.
(over texting)
"i so am not jazzed about working today."
"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."
"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
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A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.
Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!