Run Away

Something women do when you start winning the argument.
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs

Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?

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SPERM AWAY

Another term for a drunk bunch of lads streaking accross a field.

its to cold to sperm away !

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square away

When you gets to 4 o'clock and your boss looks around at a pile of rubble he's just made and says "Alright let's have a square away," you diligently sweep it up only for him to make more mess as he looks busy for the last half hour when the punter turns up.

Can also be used as a mild threat muttered under one's breath.

Jack, can you square away that plaster?

Shut up Joe, I'll square you away!

At the end of the day, square it away.

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Cast Away logic

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.

From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!

The one that got away

A person who you we're originally supposed to end up with, but due to a cause of fate or by consequences cause by you the relationship failed and as time goes by you wonder what you and that person could have been, making them the one that got away.

Friend 1: isn't that the girl you dated for like a year?
Friend 2: oh yeah, she's the one that got away..

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scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

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Take-Away

Basically, if you want to say that you've eaten out a girl, instead you can say that you went for a take-away (ie. you ate out)

Alternatively you can use the phrase socks

So...Andy...What did you get up to?
I went for a take-away!
Whoa whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!

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