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is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.
teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.
queer: damm thats hott
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like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.
you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.
Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*
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an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.
Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.
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When the sign language for "awkward" is combined with pretending to be a dangerous dinosaur which has tiny arms and walks on two legs. The posture of the body is crucial. One must bend the knees, and arch the back, while walking. To do the sign for awkward extend your thumb, index, and middle finger, forming an L with your left hand. Do this with both hands on a flat plane in front of you, pointing with both hands at about a 45 degree angle. For extra emphasis, curl each finger a bit! The Awkward Raptor is used in moments of extreme awkwardness, and is five times more badass than using any non-extinct animal.
When Timmy, Gigi, and Rebecca bumped into their philosophy professor at a hookah bar where he was making out with their old sunday school teacher, they all immediately turned around and did the Awkward Raptor.
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These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.
Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!
Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.
Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!
Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.
Thing #1: ...
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When you bang the bejesus out of the homely office secretary after getting tanked in front of the whole office staff. This makes for extremely awkward and uncomfortable situations every time you avoid eye contact with her in the office and everyone else laughs like a hyena behind your back.
Did you hear? Colin pulled an Awkward DeNiro with the secretary last night. What a flaming douche bag!
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uber snazzier and more extreme version of awkward it was started by corey davis during 6th period photog and its pretty much the coolest phrase ever
super snazzy kid: omg that jawn is so legit bonkers that its kooky
creepin awkward child: ur legit awkward
super snazzy kid: im gonna sue
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