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When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)
Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.
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The confiscation of marijuana operations (small or big) by police and authorities in order to fund other department needs (ie- salaries etc.).
Looks like the cops are having a bake sale this week- 5 marijuana grows were raided and 300,000 dollars was confiscated.
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New way of saying we had sex or wanna have sex
GF: Me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
BF: Hells yea
Random Guy:He must be gay
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the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.
"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".
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When two couples meet up and toke up together before or after a double date.
(couple 1) Hey let's do bong hits with (couple 2) before we go out to see Jackass 3-D, it'll be an awesome double bake!
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When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.
You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.
Friend-You are baking a cake!
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1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.
2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.
Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
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