The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.
When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.
I gave that girl multiple baltimore blasts.
When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.
John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie
baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
those baltimore teenagers are wild.
first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.
hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me
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