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Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
Girl 1-woah jacob barnes
Girl 1-I know right
A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink
Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob
A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.
2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.
4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'
Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.
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A Gay boy with barn somewhere in there name with no chance of love
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a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.
barn party = fucking stupid
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