11th Base

Having Sex in the 11th dimension.

Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.

As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.

Then you Die.

...In other words, a fun time. =D

I went to 11th base with Jenn last night.

ןoן ¿¡ʎɐs noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝpnp ʞɔnɟ!!!!?!!

...What?

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42nd Base

Having sex with Life, the Universe, and Everything. It is said that those who achieve 42nd Base will know the Ultimate Question.

"Dude, I totally got to 42nd Base last night!"

"Well, what's the Ultimate Question?!"

"Uh... how many roads must a man walk down?"

"You liar."

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base rape

The act of destroying or laying seige to an area designated as safe or protected for the opposite team.

An effective, but sometimes scrutinized tactic in Tribes 2 is base raping the opponent by entering their base with a heavy armor and destroying all defenses, generators, and inventory stations available.

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5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

"butt sluts like going to 5th base"

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first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.

Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.

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8th base

the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it went into the morning.

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61st base

what the dipshit below me made up

the dipshit below me made up 61st base

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