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crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 27, 2006

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.

Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.

by DzNutz November 10, 2007

60πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Pommy bastard

English people. Did you see they dirty pommy bastards shagging each other like dirty fairy cunts yes Jimmy I did they ain’t got a dicks so they use a dildo strapper. Don’t worry they’re only Hairy sheep shagging bastards

Pommy bastards are so stuck up their arse but then lose to Australia in everything they do. And I’m Scottish

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


yella bastard

Old-fashioned term for a coward; a wussman of huge proportions; one who has no backbone or the balls to stand up for himself.

That yella bastard is runnin' away from us cuz he's a pussy!

by staccato brainstem February 11, 2005

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


skeeby bastard

one you cannot trust.

"Kim Jung Ill, you are one skeeby bastard."

"Today students, we're going to learn what a skeeby bastard Hitler was."

"Brian stole my stash! What a skeeby bastard!"

by Troycifer October 21, 2006

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Unoriginal Bastard

Synonymous with the "repeating piece of shit." This person is known as 'that guy' in your group of friends who responds in such a trite unimaginative & amazingly predictable manner, that you could have shit out his response and spelled it in ass mudd if you had enough time between question/statement and his response. NOTE: there is not an original thought in this douchebag's mind

Wow, what an unoriginal bastard. The world would have never anticipatd that our douchebag friend would have responded in such a cock gobbling manner. Its like he plays 'hide and go fuck himself' all day long. -FPIGG

by FPigg August 17, 2006

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fat bastard

Austin Powers' fat enemy

Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.

by DA SHIZNIT May 19, 2004

546πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž