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on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".

"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"

by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021


bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap

Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap

by Slleeppyy September 18, 2015


hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.

Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate

by Whatupcuh1234 August 15, 2017


Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019


Sally Bates

Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.

Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.

A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.

Truely amazing ; Ideal.

Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.

by SummerOf2021 August 11, 2021


United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 26, 2012


Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020