The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
The act of beating one’s girlfriend
“Did you hear perran just did a bates”
Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive
To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates
A bate is a derogatory term for someone who is mentally ill/retarded.
Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.
What are your thoughts on the current political contingencies? Bates: *Spit* good sir
A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.
Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.