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Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.
"Yo, isn't baby battering ram a funny name for a penis"
Re: "Yeah, kind of"
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a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
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1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.
2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors
1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.
2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.
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When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.
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2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.
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A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)
Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch
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A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
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