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The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
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To have a three way with two senior citizens
GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?
GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!
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When the entire senior class decides to stage a walk out in the middle of the day. Usually done in the second semester, and sometimes is even the senior prank (but mostly there is the prank, and the walk out).
Tomorrow, we're staging a senior walk out.
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A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'
Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.
yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.
A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.
I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.
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The day that all the seniors in high school skip school and go else where.
When is senior skip day?
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A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.
Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.
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Rossmoyne Senior Highschool (RSHS) is a highschool in the suburb of Bullcreek located in Perth, Western Australia. Much like the suburb of Rossmoyne, RSHS is full of Indians, Chinese and other Asian nationalities whose families rent houses in the encatchment area or forge false residential information to get their child enrolled in the school and pressure them to purse medicine. The children of these families are usually in a bad situation as their parents are often control freaks and severely punish them if their academic performance is poor. This parenting strategy often leads to the kids becoming unbalanced individuals who either:
1. Lack many basic social skills and a decent understanding of the Australian culture. Both of which are integral to getting a job outside of driving a calculator.
2. Grow to envy the freedom that their Australian and Asian friends (whose parents aren't control freaks) have so much, that they go on a massive sex, drug and booze rampage when they finally break free.
Despite its flashy reputation, RSHS has a lot of the same problems that other Australian highschools have in regards to drug and violence. After school fights are usually waged at the nearby Rossmoyne IGA. These battles are usually very one sided. Consisting of the school yard bully taking on people who have little to no experience fighting simple because he and his drugo mates don't like the other person.
"When I Drove past the Rossmoyne IGA at 3:30, I could smell marijuana"
"must be the drugos from Rossmoyne Senior highschool"
"I'm sending my kid to Rossmoyne, It's a good school"
Despite the drugos and tiger parents, RSHS is what all public schools should aspire to be. As it provides better quality education than most private schools for free and the student population doesn't consist of trust fund brats who brag about how much their Daddy makes on the mines.