sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

stiff lose

When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close

Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong

Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.

girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).