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When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
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Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".
Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"
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Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.
A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
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When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.
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A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
When somone is depressed and life isn't going so well for them.
"I been in a ugly mood lately"
Oh man what's been going on?
Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.