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Beer served at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary,Alberta,Canada. One beer will mess you right up and you will eventually experience the power of it once you get the worst headache you've ever had.
"I never really understood why they called it heroin beer.....before I knew it I was taking my shirt off and swing it over my head"
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Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".
I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
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The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.
Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!
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The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"
The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."
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The beer you drink on Sundays that doesn't remind you how much you drank on friday and saturday. Usually is a beer that is flavored with lime or another citrus.
I drank so much at our kickball game saturday I need some Sunday Beer to watch the football game.
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When you soak someones beard in beer.
A beard soaked in beer.
If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered
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n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.
Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!
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