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To do a little research before making accusation.
Why didn't you diggin before spittin that mess bout my boy?
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Never pick ur gurl over ur homie that just the way it goes.
"wanna sleep over tonight?
homie= yea kid
lilbitch=i got plans with my gurl
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Goal set in after losing ones virginity to sleep with 20 different girls before you turn 20
Yo how far are you on your 20 before 20?
Im on 14 and still got 3 years to go
I heard Jhesy got his 20th on new years night. he was cuttin it close he turns 20 in the summer
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A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
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a passive aggressive way for a less attractive, older person to insinuate they're betting looking than someone else while "being nice."
You go first, beautiful person. Age before beauty.
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Drinking nine beers after a 12 hour day ready to blow zero's on the breathalyzer in the morning. Common term in Australian fly in fly out slang.
"how many beers you had tonight mate?"
- "nine before nine, she'll be fine brother"
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Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons
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