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Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.
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when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
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A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!
The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.
"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."
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Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”
Person 1: give me some request that I can draw
Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth
Person 1: No-
Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth
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A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
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the act of being born in a hot dog cart
torpey came into this world by hot dog birth smelling like weiners
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