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When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell
Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.
Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.
Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!
when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench
“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket”
When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.
Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.
any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.
Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!
One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.