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This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.
Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster
Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty
A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.
Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.
Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.
She looks like a bathroom blaster.
i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men
steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES
a short,red headed girl named jackie who blasts vags.
Jackie is the ultimate vag blaster.
When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom
Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster
Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.