Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.
I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!
When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.
Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"
A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!
"I cast Eldritch Blast."
"Yes, we know."
To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.
Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!
2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.
3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"