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a medal won for academics worn around the neck, by nerds, similar to real "bling" or chains as would be worn by rappers, athletes, etc.
Did you hear, Vince won the geography bee and is wearing his nerd bling around school.
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The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
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A phone call you make on your cell phone late at night when you need one's love. See also "booty call".
I'm getting hotline bling from my ex...YES!
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Bling grunt is a grunt with a crown and a he is a cool dude
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or 'bling waddler' are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. The commonly tend to drive 'Ive-Got-An-Under-Sized-Penis' cars,Four by fours or minivans. They also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear Bluetooth's ear pods proudly as though they are rich Godlike men walking the streets. In actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy twats who'll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. Also they are probably closet homosexuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.
CHILD: Mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.
MOTHER: Well son, that's what we call 'Bling Waddlers' or 'Bling Waddler'. I want you to stay away from people like that. I'm not prejudice but they are the work of Satan and you'll burn in the fires Hell if you ever become one of those. And that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the bastard is.
CHILD: (Scare witless) Okay Mummy, take your pills...
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Set of bling accessories for your mobile phone, PDA, iPod, etc. May also include your car - chrome kit inside or out. The nastiest bling kits are generic and can be stuck onto anything, hence, bling-it-yourself.
Dress up your cellphone with these exclusive customizable bling kits.
Superstar Bling Kit. It's the hottest accessory for summer from Hollywood to the Hamptons!
Make your hermit crab’s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells.
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Technology that makes the transition to highly visusl, over=the-top jewelry. Geeks lust after the newest techno-bling e.g. The IPOD shuffle, the Moto Razr, and $1000 cell phones or PDA's. With techno-bling fashion outweighs form and function. Largely pejorative in most circles.
"Have you seen the new IPOD nano? Haning on her neck? Pure techno-bling, all flash"
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