Oral Gel Blow Job

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL

Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.

GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!

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blow job jipped

when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.

"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!

" Why?"

"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."

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blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories

Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!

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Birdy Style Blow Job

The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.

I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!

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Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

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Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.

Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."

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candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

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