When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.
Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.
when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.
She looked at me and out came a bologna fart
A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.
Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?
Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.
What's that?
*removes shirt*
When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...
So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...
When her ariola is the side of a slice of bologna but her nipple is regular size.
"Damn girl, you got some big bologna fadeout going on!"
AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!
Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise
- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)
You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
Other wise known as bean sprouts
That’s def bologna string bruh