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Boomer Blocked
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!
Literally the classic 5th grade comeback to make boys sound tough.
"You're doing that wrong"
"Ok boomer"
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When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.
“Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”
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The named to be used in the future for the Covid19 Virus, so named because it wiped out much of the boomer population, preparing the ground for the millennial takeover of all aspects of political and economic life.
It is believed the plague was of Divine origin as a punishment for the election of Donald Trump, as the Bible prophesied that a plague would fall upon nations who choose wicked kings. This idea was promoted by Charles Philip Redwine, a Biblical scholar.
Old millennial: how much did you pay for your house?
Other old millennial: I got it for $43,000 2020 dollars after the Boomer Plague.
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Something which is tailor-made for boomers, such as television or other media. Millennials typically look down on these.
"Dude, I want to watch TV but it's just Boomer-esque shows, like Antique Roadshow."
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What to reply to an adult complaining about young people.
Adult: All these young hooligans making a racket and riff raff. Your generation is the worst!
14 Year Old: Okay Boomer.
Adult: What did you just call me punk?
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