Bored to tears

A combination of being both bored and tired, which commonly occurs during a boring ass class, and not enough sleep, also called being bored shitless.
Partying late on a Sunday, or just staying up at night on a school night batin or doing late homework can lead to this the next day in class.

Teacher:

Slope is calculated by measuring the height and the length of any part of the ramp. The slope is the. . .

Me: (stapling my eraser to form of a smiley face because i'm bored to tears)

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bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

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I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

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shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

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bore fest

If something is really boring

"This is a complete bore fest"

or could even just be said:
Guy 1 "Bore fest"
Guy 2 "Definately"

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officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.

"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

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boring sex

Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else

Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.

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