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To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
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where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.
A football game at which a band of fish perform at the half-time show.
Sqilliam: We're going to perform at the Bubble Bowl!
Squidward: The ba ba ba? The ba ba ba?
A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
1 (n) absurd size for a cereal bowl.(such as Tupperware)
-From the film Friday
Damn, that guy has a Craig-Bowl for his frosted flakes.
If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
A massive poop. One that's large enough to clog the toilet or worse
After eating Taco Bell yesterday, the shit I took this morning was a real bowl breaker