deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.

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Locomotive breath

The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull

After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.

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lamb's breath

That real sticky icky icky!

i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.

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kick breath

bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.

Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.

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Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.

"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"

Breathe air

What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.

Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR

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semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder

I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.