To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.
Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!
The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards
Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang
When you tighten your ass to the point where you feel immense pain.
Did you hear Gabe’s ass buckling last night?
When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.
The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.
Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?
Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.