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When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.
I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.
Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.
L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
well I ain't building no bookcase
a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious
comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...
Well I ain't building no bookcase
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No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.
Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013
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Guy1: Take this portuguese build-a-bear workshop.
Guy2: What is it?
Guy1: Just take it stop being a vagine.
Guy2: Asshole that was 151.
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1. The most addictive song ever (from the blockbuster Frozen)!
2. Another way of saying "do you want to have sex?".
I can't stop singing "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?"!
I wanted that pussy, so I asked my girlfriend, "do you wanna build a snowman?".
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It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.
He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!
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