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An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.
"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"
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The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!
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A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!
"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"
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The act of pressing one's car horn when passing over a speed bump in an area with excessive speed bump placement.
With five new speed bumps in a quarter mile, it was necessary to beep bump at 11 at night.
Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.
Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
A colorful term for describing subwoofers in the car audio industry. Commonly used in describing a low quality trunk-rattle laden installation.
"Yo, I'm looking for some gangsta bumps, maybe two 12's. What do y'all sell?"
An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.
The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.