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To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
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The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
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A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself
Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..
Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!
I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.
When you're taking a chick from behind and you take a shit in your hand and plant it on her ass
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."
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self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.
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Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”
- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”
- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism
I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
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