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Meaning to have a boner, code-word for boner when
with girls as to not get embarassed.
I got a chicken burrito when i saw Jessica Simpson bend over.
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when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning
damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today
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The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
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Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
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A latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman's lips.
Don: "C'mere, baby, Donnie's gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."
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the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.
SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!
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