A very weird person, Gets no girls, Thinks all girls want him,at times attractive, and has nice abs
caden Is very smart, great guy
Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
caden is such a lovely person. would literally do anything for anyone , very very soft and is very emotional , but honestly the best person you’d have in your life.
caden is such a sweetheart stg
A gay one armed cunt who thinks he is a roadman who can beat up a 6,1 boxer
Oh your a caden you are arent you
So funny so nice so loyal will make you happy very popular and has a good sense of style
fine, funny, perfect and has good music taste
girl 1- “omgg caden is soo fine”
girl 2- “i know right? why doesn't he have a girl yet”