A perfect male specimen. He's funny, hot, and has a massive schlong. He can steal your girl anyway without even speaking. He is stronger than superman and as rich as Jeff bezos.
My dream guy is the Caden type.
he’s that basic white aesthetic boy who is super shy. he has a small friend group. he has a huge heart and loves his family. he’s a nerd but everyone adores him. he is super cute and all the girls love him (even though he’s shy).
"Hey you know that kid Caden?"
"Yeah the one who's mother has a fat juicy dick?"
The self embodiment of the word fun sized
Hey did you see Caden, they look so fun sized almost like a short person
caden.c is a cunt ass bitch but is can be pretty fun. hes good at sports but sucks at anything to do with art.
caden is a dumbass but in the funny way
the pengest boy in WHOLE world and a special someone loves them LOTSSSSSSS
“omg can u see caden- hes peng”