caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

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Cakes

Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.

How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.

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Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

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That's cakes

It's over or you done fucked up

"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"

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Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

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Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

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Cake

Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.

*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*

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