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to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.
"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!
Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.
How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.
verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.
1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."
The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.
Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.
It's over or you done fucked up
"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"
Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.
*Guy turns on blender without lid on*
Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!
*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*
The White House: We have that cake bastard now!
*launches bombs on Islamabad*
The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.
I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!