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Cam Newton

A person who is not particularly intelligent or good looking but has an extraordinary ability. Generally speaking they wouldn't usually excel in life but are seven feet tall and can throw a ball. In rare cases they have a touch of tard and play for the Carolina Panthers.

bro 1: "Dude that's just wrong."
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"

by Buckda95 January 29, 2016

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Cam Newton

A quarterback that lost his job because he wasn't vaccinated, which is kind of like someone trying to push you out of your job and town for not wearing a mask.

Cam Newton would've been as available and dependable as any other player, with or without a vaccine. Not being compliant and not being able to do what you're paid to do is two different things. The reality is the owner and coach don't want anything that might make them look bad in today's climate. There's a lot of people these days worried about looking bad to other people, which is why you see so many people complying with the machinations of the people making lots of money off the panic of the pandemic, surrendering, wearing masks, and getting vaccines.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

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Cam Over

Just like a sleep over. But over a video chat. People of either side may fall asleep. Bu the chat session continues.

Are you up for a cam over?

It's Friday! Let's cam over tonight!!

I love how loud you got during our last cam over!

by MeMakesMemes January 16, 2022

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Cam Poaching

When a bitch on MFC, Chaturbate, or any other cam site messages you in an attempt to get you to view their cam.

BridgetteTheMiget went onto Harli_Lotts' cam and tried cam poaching CuckCobain69.

by I Have 5 Beta Fish In 1 Tank January 11, 2019

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gerbil-cam

An Endoscope or the process of colonoscopy.

A hybrid derivation from the the little animal's urban legendary association with rectal insertion and the SNL
sketch featuring of the rabid badger-cam, where a POV news
camera is supposedly strapped to the animals back.

' Had to go in for my routine "gerbil-cam" yesterday.
The prep is the worst part.

by ol'fart October 26, 2010

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corona cam

A trend made by influencer @jayarjohnny, where one posts a corona beer in a snapchat in various locations. This is used as an excuse to showcase a outfit, and location without saying it.

Person 1: Bro why do you keep posing with the corona bottle
Person 2: Iโ€™m trying to take a corona cam with my gucci belt

by udictisfordaboiz April 18, 2021

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Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

by High school joke group November 10, 2017

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