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A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS
EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA
A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together
Friend 1: Bro I just had a candy cane kiss with my hoe
Friend 2: Ew u dirty nigger what the fuck
The act performed when an old person upsets you.
Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.
Diego (Definition #1)
a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "
so crunch so nice
10000000% would recommend just like snow!!!1!
e- i like canes
r- i like raising canes ice
e- same
r-pluh
When you bend your dick like a candy cane when you fuck so you don’t nutt in her
I forgot my condoms so I fucked Sandy Candy Cane Style
A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.
“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”