Carl's Jr.

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.

"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"

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Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face

Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.

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carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

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Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

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Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

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cold carl

(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.

I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.

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Carl Gallagher

When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.

Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*

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