a mecca for the preppy rich kids living in the surrounding areas. A mall full of collar-popping princes and princesses. Almost all of the people who shop here have entitlement issues - meaning that they feel that they are entitled to everything, and don't give a damn whether or not they knock you over getting to it. Don't try to get service in any of the stores, unless you are wearing some piece of identifiable Tiffany's jewelry, or are wearing a rolex. Also, a huge daycare center for teenagers after school lets out for the day.
Let's go to Towson town center?
I'll go get my daddy's credit card and put it in my Louis Vuitton bag.
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Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.
Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?
Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.
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the most ghastly and unprofessional retail store ever created, besides guitar center. also, the worst place to work. ever. only for nerds and sloppy musicians.
-yo, i need to get some saxophone reeds.
-yeah, i'm going to music and arts center.
-wtf dude, they're all nerds and sloppy musicians there.
-yeah, you're right. let's hit up sam ash.
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A really, really, really cool public art school in Greenville, South Carolina...
where you can study part time and still go to normal high school:
audition required
you can take:
visual arts (photography, metals, ceramics, drawing&painting), jazz guitar, dance, drama, music theory, voice, creative writing, chamber music, film&video umm...pretty sure that's it
A bit like the Governor's School for the Arts only much, much chiller and without the "we're so great" attitude and all the gay guys. Also, you don't have to wear mis-matching socks and listen to minimilistic electronica to fit in at the FAC.
There's a mix of arty, emo, nerds, scene kids, hipsters, grunge kids, hippies, kids from the 'hood, preppies, goths: everyone is welcome and gets along, etc, etc...
The Fine Arts Center? yah, it's pretty much the chillest place on Earth
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When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.
Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!
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30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.
Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.
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A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.
I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.
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