Super cereal

you are so serious that you would bet a bowl of cereal with 1% milk
Often associated with manbearpig

Manbearpig is real. I'm super cereal.

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Cereal boxes

A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal.

Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.

Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.

Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.

I had so many women over we had some cereal boxes.

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german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

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Cereal Powder

The crushed cereal bits in the bottom of a bag of cereal.

Its observation usually leads to the thought "fuck, I have to go get more."

A: "Hey, what'd you have for breakfast?"
B: "Milk and cereal powder."
A: "Your parents hate you too?"
B: "Yeah..."

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Arabic Cereal

When you piss in someone’s mouth and also shit in it

Damn, he really just *arabic cereal* ‘ed that mf

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cereal keef

The dust at the bottom of cereal bags that accumulates from debris of broken cereal pieces

I want to top off this fat bowl of Lucky Charms with some cereal keef to make it that much sweeter.

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cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

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