A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please
A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there
A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.
Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."
Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed
champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle